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| Ok I am sitting at work bored. I just started like two hours ago. Two calls later and all paperwork is done. So, since last time I have since graduated from Messiah College with a Bachelors of Arts in Criminal Justice. It was a fun and exciting day. Since graduating I have been working, working, filling out applications, and working. I will be picking up a full time template at Lancaster EMS in July. I am earnestly waiting to hear back from Lancaster County Probation or PA Probation. Since I spent the past three years and countless dollars in college I would like to utilize my degree somewhat. I would love to get togethor with some people some times so I will just post my schedule and if any of you see any holes in which you would like to hang out please let me know. I will post up until my full time template starts. I will post my full time template when I get if finalized. I am working on changing it around a little. 06/17 2300-0700 06/18 0800-1600 06/19 1800-2300 06/20 0930-2100 (Dutch Wonderland) 06/21 0830-1600 Thomas the Tank Engine 06/22 - 0628 0930-2100 (Dutch Wonderland 7 days straight. I will be insane by the end of that week.) 06/29 1030-2300 06/30 0900-1700 07/02 0900-1700 07/04 - 07/08 0930-2100 (Dutch Wonderland again. Yeah the Kingdom for Kids. Yeah. My mind is turing to soup and start dripping out my ears.) 07/09-0710 Moving days (The time to move out of my parents home has come.) 07/11 Still technically moving day but also 1800-2300 07/12- 07/13 0900-1700 Start my new template 07/15. I was really bored. If anybody gets on this tonight and feels that they want to ask me any question that they want shoot. I will probably check it later tonight. Even if you don't get on it and want to ask me a question just ask or call and ask. It doesn't matter to me. Ask questions it is tons of fun. Cause then I have to think of an answer. | | |
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would give anyone inner peace. Interesting update. Finals
are done in two days. Two papers to get done. 17 hours of my
internship. Applying to Lancaster Probation and Parole.
Taking a test for State Probation and Parole on Thursday morning.
Well it is a test for the State Civil Service Commission. Don't
really have any clue what I am going to do for this summer except get a
few days a week at Dutch Wonderland. If I get the shifts I
requested I will be there 6 out of 14 days. I hope I get a real job
real quick. It will be best for my sanity.
Inner peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we
could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read
in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all
the things
you have started".
So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and
hadn't finished. And before leaving the house this morning I finished
off a bottle, of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three
Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some
cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea
how bloody good I feel.
You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
Have an awesome week everybody.
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| In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to
beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the
rule of thumb".
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF
entered into the English language.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was
Fred and Wilma Flintstone
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,
and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by
ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the
bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law
with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their
calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month,
which we know today as the honeymoon.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get
the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked
into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a
refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is
the phrase inspired by this practice.
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not,
you can read it..........
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdgnieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat
ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
>~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!!!! | | |
| How to Save a Life by The Fray is an awesome song. Especially after the night I had at work. Here is an awesome game. http://www.linerider.com/ Happy New Year everybody. | | |
| Might as well make my time worth something here at work today. There will probably be another different survey later tonight. Depends on how bored it gets. Here is something interesting. 16 signs you love someone
SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.
FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.
THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.
ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.
TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice.
NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
SEVEN:
They're all you think about.
SIX:
You get high just from their scent.
FIVE:
You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.
THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing
ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. | | |
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